An owl landed in a bar
deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?
WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE
i will always regard this post as the true pinnacle of humour on tumblr.com
Long story short, I brought my Trickster!Dirk cosplay to school today because reasons, and my math teacher went “Hand me that” so of course I kinda have a mini heart attack like oh shit I’m in trouble, but then took my lollipop,marched to the front of the classroom, and prOCEEDED TO TEACH THE REST OF THE CLASS USING IT AS A POINTER
✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* Disney Princesses!! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
The first picture is me and my twinbrother when we were 3 years old. The second picture is me on my brother’s funeral. He was 18 years old and killed himself. I don’t care if this ruins your blog. I want you to reblog this and make a statement.
The first picture is worldfamous. Even Kendall Jenner posted it on her instagram account.We were on the news because no one knew that the picture was 15 years old. But people need to realize that life isn’t as pretty as the picture tells us. Life is cruel. Just like our society. And I’ve lost my best friend because of it. Teenagers are suppose to have fun, instead of thinking about killing themselves.
I hope this will get to Kendall Jenner and she’ll defend my statement. Because no one will probably listen to me…
what are you doing you dumb animal
making his bread